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keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
intimately close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with your enemies.
your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out
(Source: romangodfrey, via duchessofthrones)
I need to start working out again. And that’s the gospel truth.
that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
#be an asshole from the get-go #it’s how you weed out the weak ones
(Source: previouslygillany, via itsjonathank)
Omfg. This book is porn. Lolol.
This is the best card I’ve ever found in my entire life. Good job Hallmark.
That’s the card I got my friend Litfin for her birthday. She loved it.
(Source: sighboybands, via duchessofthrones)